February 2012
“People fall so in love with their pain, they can’t leave it behind.”
– Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted.
“Sorry for party rocking.”
– Serial killer John Wayne Gacy’s last words before execution. (via textposter)
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Half Life 3 Canceled
kittenball:
2 hours ago, the voice actor of Gordon Freeman was involved in a fatal car accident and perished before the perimedics arrived. Gabe Newell, stating it disrespectful to replace him, officially announced that HL3 will never come to be.
May he continue to exist in our hearts and minds, and may he also rest in peace.
This isn’t funny. I almost hyperventilated upon reading the...
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“What I want is to be needed. What I need is to be indispensable to somebody. Who...”
– Chuck Palahniuk, Choke (via thosebrighterlights)
I'm really picky about my porn.
Those creepy camera guys ruin it every time.
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 5 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 4 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2.25 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and 45 minutes of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and a half of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can just not wake up and sleep all day
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“I was constipated for a week once. So at work, I ate a whole box of fiber one...”
– Reddit (Can’t. Stop. Laughing.)
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freyacrescentx:
When “Pokemon” was first...
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